I just sent this email to my friends. Can you feel the excitement?!?! I can and I’m bouncing in my chair!
OK Guys, Listen!
I don’t have time to make some fancy-schmancy Evite — so deal with this email, OK?
I’m getting divorced TOMORROW!!!! I’m so excited I want bounce of the walls. I’ve been sitting at my desk singing, “Tomorrow, tomorrow. I love ya, Tomorrow. You’re only A DAY AWAY!!”
I plan to leave court and change my clothes and head over to XXXXXXXX’s Pub in XXXXX XXXXX (address was here). I have reserved a table for 20 at 6pm for all who would like come and help me celebrate my FREEDOM!! Whoooo Hooooo!!!
I know it’s short notice, but I don’t care. Make time to come and have at least one drink with me, K?
Otherwise, I am planning to have a big party party…but I’ll do that in tandum with my 35th birthday in June since I should have more money then and since some sticks in the mud might object to celebrating divorce (like I care!).
Let me know who’s coming so I can get a BIGGER table if needed. Not SMALLER because I expect to see your a$$es there!!
P.S. If you didn’t get this email and you think you should have — you are right!! So email me and I’ll send you the details.