Feel the Energy!!!

I just sent this email to my friends.  Can you feel the excitement?!?!  I can and I’m bouncing in my chair!

OK Guys, Listen!

I don’t have time to make some fancy-schmancy Evite — so deal with this email, OK?

I’m getting divorced TOMORROW!!!! I’m so excited I want bounce of the walls. I’ve been sitting at my desk singing, “Tomorrow, tomorrow. I love ya, Tomorrow. You’re only A DAY AWAY!!”

I plan to leave court and change my clothes and head over to XXXXXXXX’s Pub in XXXXX XXXXX (address was here). I have reserved a table for 20 at 6pm for all who would like come and help me celebrate my FREEDOM!! Whoooo Hooooo!!!

I know it’s short notice, but I don’t care. Make time to come and have at least one drink with me, K?

Otherwise, I am planning to have a big party party…but I’ll do that in tandum with my 35th birthday in June since I should have more money then and since some sticks in the mud might object to celebrating divorce (like I care!).

Let me know who’s coming so I can get a BIGGER table if needed. Not SMALLER because I expect to see your a$$es there!!

Got it?!?!

Good!


Best,

Alexis

P.S. If you didn’t get this email and you think you should have — you are right!! So email me and I’ll send you the details.

Three Days and Counting…

I took and online test today for anxiety, panic disorders and depression.  Do you know the damn thing had the nerve to tell me that I was LYING or that I didn’t take the test seriously!!!  What’s up with THAT?!?!?  That’s like your therapist telling you, “I know you’re feeling X.  Why don’t you just admit it?”  I was so shocked by that.  What’s up with this built-in expectation that we be stressed and depressed?  I am neither.  Thank you very much.  I was taking the test because someone I love is experiencing those symptoms and I wanted to understand for myself what they are, but that disturbed me.  I don’t want anyone caring for someone I love who is going to insist s/he isn’t well once s/he is.  That pisses me off.

But…can you guess why I’m not stressed and depressed?  No?  Well, I’ll tell you.  I’m getting divorced Friday!!!!!!  Whooo Effing Hoooo!

Peace, Lovelies!!

Five Days Left!

I am coming to the end of my last weekend as a married woman.  How exciting!  People are already offering their congratulations.  I love it when people get it.  This really is a great moment in my life.  And I had a T-Shirt made to mark to occasion.  I’m considering posting it but since it has my last name on it, I’ll think about it a little more before I do.  I’ve already mentioned it here before and was dumb enough to have it in my old URL, so it probably won’t matter.

I will, however, post pics of the post court celebration.  I’m certain I’ll still be wearing it (oh, dear–at least I hope I keep my shirt on).  I’m so excited.  If you’re a regular reader, please don’t be disappointed to come back all week and just read about how excited I am about my divorce on Friday. I won’t be talking about anything else.

I didn’t expect to amass the clan of spectators that I have.  That should be interesting.  At first I wanted it just to be me, my lawyer and my witness but, on second thought, if he has a bunch of family support I’m going to need back-up.  Tee hee.

My cousin said something to me about Friday and I started doing a little dance.  She said, “Wow, Lexi, you weren’t this excited about your wedding.”  Truer words…

Bye. I’ll be back to gush more as the week progresses.

Love you, Lovelies.