I just sent this email to my friends. Can you feel the excitement?!?! I can and I’m bouncing in my chair!
OK Guys, Listen!
I don’t have time to make some fancy-schmancy Evite — so deal with this email, OK?
I’m getting divorced TOMORROW!!!! I’m so excited I want bounce of the walls. I’ve been sitting at my desk singing, “Tomorrow, tomorrow. I love ya, Tomorrow. You’re only A DAY AWAY!!”
I plan to leave court and change my clothes and head over to XXXXXXXX’s Pub in XXXXX XXXXX (address was here). I have reserved a table for 20 at 6pm for all who would like come and help me celebrate my FREEDOM!! Whoooo Hooooo!!!
I know it’s short notice, but I don’t care. Make time to come and have at least one drink with me, K?
Otherwise, I am planning to have a big party party…but I’ll do that in tandum with my 35th birthday in June since I should have more money then and since some sticks in the mud might object to celebrating divorce (like I care!).
Let me know who’s coming so I can get a BIGGER table if needed. Not SMALLER because I expect to see your a$$es there!!
P.S. If you didn’t get this email and you think you should have — you are right!! So email me and I’ll send you the details.
I am coming to the end of my last weekend as a married woman. How exciting! People are already offering their congratulations. I love it when people get it. This really is a great moment in my life. And I had a T-Shirt made to mark to occasion. I’m considering posting it but since it has my last name on it, I’ll think about it a little more before I do. I’ve already mentioned it here before and was dumb enough to have it in my old URL, so it probably won’t matter.
I will, however, post pics of the post court celebration. I’m certain I’ll still be wearing it (oh, dear–at least I hope I keep my shirt on). I’m so excited. If you’re a regular reader, please don’t be disappointed to come back all week and just read about how excited I am about my divorce on Friday. I won’t be talking about anything else.
I didn’t expect to amass the clan of spectators that I have. That should be interesting. At first I wanted it just to be me, my lawyer and my witness but, on second thought, if he has a bunch of family support I’m going to need back-up. Tee hee.
My cousin said something to me about Friday and I started doing a little dance. She said, “Wow, Lexi, you weren’t this excited about your wedding.” Truer words…
Bye. I’ll be back to gush more as the week progresses.