Feel the Energy!!!

I just sent this email to my friends.  Can you feel the excitement?!?!  I can and I’m bouncing in my chair!

OK Guys, Listen!

I don’t have time to make some fancy-schmancy Evite — so deal with this email, OK?

I’m getting divorced TOMORROW!!!! I’m so excited I want bounce of the walls. I’ve been sitting at my desk singing, “Tomorrow, tomorrow. I love ya, Tomorrow. You’re only A DAY AWAY!!”

I plan to leave court and change my clothes and head over to XXXXXXXX’s Pub in XXXXX XXXXX (address was here). I have reserved a table for 20 at 6pm for all who would like come and help me celebrate my FREEDOM!! Whoooo Hooooo!!!

I know it’s short notice, but I don’t care. Make time to come and have at least one drink with me, K?

Otherwise, I am planning to have a big party party…but I’ll do that in tandum with my 35th birthday in June since I should have more money then and since some sticks in the mud might object to celebrating divorce (like I care!).

Let me know who’s coming so I can get a BIGGER table if needed. Not SMALLER because I expect to see your a$$es there!!

Got it?!?!




P.S. If you didn’t get this email and you think you should have — you are right!! So email me and I’ll send you the details.

Five Days Left!

I am coming to the end of my last weekend as a married woman.  How exciting!  People are already offering their congratulations.  I love it when people get it.  This really is a great moment in my life.  And I had a T-Shirt made to mark to occasion.  I’m considering posting it but since it has my last name on it, I’ll think about it a little more before I do.  I’ve already mentioned it here before and was dumb enough to have it in my old URL, so it probably won’t matter.

I will, however, post pics of the post court celebration.  I’m certain I’ll still be wearing it (oh, dear–at least I hope I keep my shirt on).  I’m so excited.  If you’re a regular reader, please don’t be disappointed to come back all week and just read about how excited I am about my divorce on Friday. I won’t be talking about anything else.

I didn’t expect to amass the clan of spectators that I have.  That should be interesting.  At first I wanted it just to be me, my lawyer and my witness but, on second thought, if he has a bunch of family support I’m going to need back-up.  Tee hee.

My cousin said something to me about Friday and I started doing a little dance.  She said, “Wow, Lexi, you weren’t this excited about your wedding.”  Truer words…

Bye. I’ll be back to gush more as the week progresses.

Love you, Lovelies.